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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."
"You’re not scary.”
Well Dean Hardscrabble,
Bobby from Kansas
would beg to differ.
BEST POST EVER
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
"Pizza" means "Pie" so Pie Pie
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
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